I went to a press screening on Friday will be reviewing ‘TwentyEightK’ it had that Asian lady from ‘Bend it like Beckham’.. It was interesting Its the first sort of gangstery-accused type film where the gangster and the accused are… NOT BLACK dun dun dunnnnnnn!! Asian murders & drug dealers n sheeeet. Was a really nice change.

There was this woman with her assistant intern from a PR company. She was 23 and kept banging on about how successful she was for being so young. I spoke to her and she said she knew Live magazine and also the name of the area that I live. I swear no one has EVER heard of where I live except if they are from the area, but I thought nothing of it. Then after the screening, the three of us went for a walk and were all chatting etc. Then this 23 year old said she had spent 6 months in Italy and speaks fluent Italian, so me (since I miss Italy so much and feel like I need bare practice on my Italian) was like ‘oh you speak Italian’ (in Italian), she didn’t answer as if she hadn’t heard me, she just continued talking about how she was fluent. Then I said it again but added ‘I stayed there for 5 months’ (again in Italian) to which she ignored as though has still was yet to hear me. Finally in English I said (and rather loudly might I add) ‘I speak some Italian I was there for 5 months’. this girls face was shocked. You blaits don’t speak Italian do ya love. She told me ‘Bene’ In the most dodgy, unsure accent ever in life. then I could see she had been racking her brain for some GCSE italian that she remembered then said ‘tu capito italiano?’ which doesnt really make sense and she would know that if she had been there 6 whole months, that is just not how you ask someone if they understand italian if you apparently are fluent in it -_____-. Feel like she has clearly lied to get to her position. But I could tell she was blaits scared that I was gona talk more to her so she was QUICK to steer the convo in another direction.

Lastly, quick ting coz Im tired and HONGRAY MEHN! Went to a lil house ting with Tiana after I left the screening and there were prawns in the girl’s fridge… which I opened and me and Tiana devoured. The girl was like ‘Who fucking ate my 7 pound sainbury’s prawns’ All I see is Tiana’s eyes bulge at me from across the room and we both stay QUUUUIIIET mate. I’m a prawn thief

Must stop being so lazy with this blog, feel like im constantly making apologise for my lazy blogging