Hokaaaaayy So have been sending out letters for internships to editors and so on, telling them just bluntly about how I write. I’ve had it up to here *holds hand to eyebrow* with trying to sound like a top-don king of life, so the e-mails have become more personal in hope that the reader will understand my plight rather than just reading another spew of posh shit where I’m blaits begging The Guardian Lingo

Went to see Ted with Adriana in the afternoon. It was hilarious! It was so different to general cheesy american humour. It was alot like family guy actually, without the random drawn out jokes and more swearing. My jeans are torn at the inner thigh.. so feelin’ pretty emotional about that :(

and my knee is so fucking itchy.

ITCHY DAMN IT