Bite Your Life

My mum got her hair locksed so is wearing a headscarf on her head for bed for the first time.

This is what I think about her new nightwear.

Sorry, Imagine an interviewer asking a 14 year old girl group ‘are y’all virgins’ or telling the to prepare for 35 year old vagina (or soemthing along those line. It’s a little disturbing

All the fucking time I sweardown my life recently has just been people letting me down. It’s getting so annoying.

leme just fuck off to Rome because ‘frustration’ doesn’t even come close

oh gammon there berra be some chocolate in this house or I will jos be frowning.

Awwwww this song and video brought a tear to my h-eye

This is my favourite advert everrrrrr

Made a rap called Caesar Salad. Drake, I’m ready to collab when you are babes.

victwhoreas-secret:

crowpse:

I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD

I’m so glad this exists ❤❤

chachadim:

Finished drawing the beautiful @stephyycme

Getting ready to go out #NoMakeup #NoFilter ;)

AAAYYYY so I h-am jos going to Rome for about 4 months basically sick and bored of London so I’m off.

Handed in my notice to work today, I’m so excited man.

not much to say really. Hapssss

ALSO last night I met up with Padma and Nilza (|the girlies I went to India with) and we had a bit night of drinking and memories and they called me Angmo (thats my Indian name) and we talked about the time me and Nilza shat by the side of a main road and when Padma vomited in Goa and when we went to the rat templeeeee.

good day good day. but my hair looked like shite today so only semi good day

Bite Your Life

Dickface.

Off to Rome