I made my flatmate Special tomato soup for dinner coz she lets me use her printer but she’s on a diet. So I combined the two requirements (payment for printer + Diet) to give her this special Thursday surprise.
I’m such a babe.
My English teacher told us a story today. He’s such a hippie man, I love him. We were discussing whether ducks in the city or country side have different accents and he was like:
'I once passed a dustbin in a park. Outside of it was a mouldy burger and a beer and beside I saw these these two ducks whom were fucking, near the bin.’
I swear that story was the funniest story I’ve hear all week. How can my man just say ‘fucking’ like that? JOSS LIE DAH?! I love when teachers swear