May 2013
6 posts
Supernanny Technique
Hey Mummmmmmm,
I know, its just a bit long to do I will try and update today and put some pictures up but I keep being lazy with it. I met up with ilaria the other day, the girl who comforted me when I was crying at the airport last year. been going for drinks and coffee in the evenings with Fayo and Alessia, cooked for the family the other week and did a little shop yesterday. Baby sat a total...
Lazy
Went to a first communion for the family’s neighbour today. Church is just as boring in Italian as it is in English.
gonna charge my Camera and start proper on this blogtin. I still need to update about when I did my English/Italian convo exchange with that giiiiirlllll. I’m so so so so so angy at myself for being lazy with the blog. but I keep apologising to the blog and then...
*flicks hair into your eye*
ooowww fuckballs
I’m so annoyed at myself for being so crap at maintaining and nurturing this blog the way I should be.
I haven’t even been taking pictures. Theres so much to say. Ginger guy, we are just friends although I think he thinks I’m annoyed at him coz he texted me BARE and I was just not responding. We’ll meet up for ice cream or some shit soon.
Put up a lil...
Watchdomdadonwon:
troyesivan:
this made me weep
OH MY GOD
I Dont-o Speak-o Italian-o
soz soz soz soz
kkk so quick tings before we get into what I’ve been doing. ginger beard has been on an open chirpse (as in sending my about 40 messages asking if he can ‘come round with extra Nutella and milk if I’ve run out’ and I’m like… look readbeard, can you just jam your hype and leave me alone a bit
Not last night but the night before, so Tuesday, I...
April 2013
22 posts
What Up
lol short tinz coz I need to jos make a nap
People keep asking me to speak english and translate songs so I tried to translate Macklemore Thrift shop for Fayo and Alessia, but there’s just bare American slang that I don’t really know how to translate, so I just got up to “Walk into the club like ‘what up, I got a big cock’” (Entro il club dicendo ‘salve,...
I Have Arrived
SUP BISHEZZZZZZZZ I am now officially inna di Roman sizeds!
Arrived at 10:20 in the morning after only 2 and a half hours sleep so I was more or less mash up for want of a better phrase. I went straight to Celio Azzurro (the school I was at last year) and practically none of the kids remember me! but they were very little last year. children have such small brains don’t they.
Anyshoe, this guy...
Patting Me Like a Dog
booo bare been sweerrrrving on this blog recently.
Went out with Tiana and her friend last night. well actually no. we got drunk at her house then went to a Subway in central. We just met lots of weird and interesting people.
My hair was out yesterday and it seems to have changed shape like before it was big but not round however, recently its been very very round. I duno.. people seem to like...
Big Fucking Slice
Omg this has been the most annoying week ever. People have cancelled on me 3 times I know sometimes life just gets in the way but today it happen again and people do this aaaaalll the time to me.
so this evening I bought a big fucking slice of lemon cake from Costa to console myself. I was consoled. and now I’m writing/recording some raps because that is what I do when I am stressed and...
Dickface.
All the fucking time I sweardown my life recently has just been people letting me down. It’s getting so annoying.
leme just fuck off to Rome because ‘frustration’ doesn’t even come close
oh gammon there berra be some chocolate in this house or I will jos be frowning.
victwhoreas-secret:
crowpse:
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
I’m so glad this exists ❤❤
Off to Rome
AAAYYYY so I h-am jos going to Rome for about 4 months basically sick and bored of London so I’m off.
Handed in my notice to work today, I’m so excited man.
not much to say really. Hapssss
ALSO last night I met up with Padma and Nilza (|the girlies I went to India with) and we had a bit night of drinking and memories and they called me Angmo (thats my Indian name) and we talked...
LOLOL givin Tulsi baaaaaarre lovage today, follow her follow her
she blogs often about this guy, I’m not sure who he is but he flexes his bicepssss and plays basketball and other things so Im not sure if hes an actor or a baskatball player
Her height is small but her personality is so taaaalllll
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you know what you should do?
follow my girl Hannah for the following reasons:
she’s really cool
she blogs about her travels and daily life which is better than mine
she’s part Italian
she can spit mad bars about ceasar salad
she has really nice hair and a nose ring
so follow her
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OMG I LOVE YOU
joshuaryanshutcherbutt asked: your blog is so cool and your life sounds so exciting! what foods do you like the most? and what made you wanna do travel writing? have you seen the movie "Eat Pray Love"? i think you'd kinda like it. what are you doing this weekend? xo
Bish
Periods are long for man.
I’m pretty sure there is an unwrapped tampon wandering about in my bag because I found the paper wrapper, then later I found an empty applicator so its only a matter of time before someone puts their hand in my bag and looks at me like ‘Bish, what’s goin’ on here?!’ and pulls the tampon out by the string and the tampon’s all covered in...
SHUBZZZZZ
she·been
/SHəˈbēn/
Noun
(esp. in Ireland) An unlicensed establishment or private house selling alcoholic liquor. “Is man rollin to the shubz?” IS MAN ROLLIN TO THE SHEBEEEEEEN?!?!?!
Yeah.
My cousin had to hug me in Nandos coz I had watery eyes
probably hay fever… or like all the onions flying about.
:/
March 2013
23 posts
The Dirtiest Body Part
It’s quite offensive that the pope is going round washing the feet of people with AIDs, criminals and Muslims. What he is doing is implying he is humble enough to touch and wash the dirtiest body part of apparently what society believes to be the dirtiest people. which I find quite offensive. being a muslim or having AIDs or being a criminal doesn’t make you dirty (and if its a...
Watchbanknote:
BOOM, ROASTED
Rough Guides
FAAAAAACCCKKK so first week at Rough Guides the travel guide company has been really lovely. I’m not doing anything particularly thrilling, mostly admin, (as with most work experience) but I can feel like I’m in a place with such interesting people.
A lady in the picture department sent out an e-mail to everyone asking if anyone was free to go to a restaurant and take some cheeky...
phaebs said: It also gets me so angry that people have justified it because the girl was drunk - everyone drinks, you wouldn’t blame a victim of a murder for being murdered because they were drunk! Why is rape any different?!
THIS!! you made your house vulnerable because you were so rich, it serves you right for having nice things OF COURSE people are going to steal them
Lewl
‘black people are so lucky can use the N word with out any problems’ I know, usage of the N word is EXACTLY what all employers are looking for in potential workers.
Gaaarrrd we’re so damn lucky.
That word 'gangbang'
kay kay kay it’s not fresh news but I’ve purposely stayed away from commenting or even having conversations about this Steubenville rape case because it makes me very uncomfortable.
So hol’ arn. I’ve heard the reason some men give for why women can’t be in charge and make decisions is that we have periods, so when we are on our period we are volatile and make rash...
gerrin airtime
lol this blog is gerrin airtime. Soz mate. I’m not in the mood recently, I wish people would stop letting me down and getting me angry all the time. Then maybe I would feel like blogging.
Don’t annoy me atm please, oye a slap is pending for you
Tend to My Crops
I remember the time I had to delete Farmville coz I could feel myself getting addicted to it. Bare running home from school to tend to my crops like :/
I Fucking Love Prunes
LOOOL some woman on the bus offered me some prunes she was eating. It was so jokes. I got on and sat down and just kind of looked around the bus, as you do, and when she caught my eye she hit me with the ‘you want prune?’
khvkjjlskjfwfLOOOOL wtf I was so taken aback brav. Did you poo on those prunes or something love? I don’t understand, I don’t understand this kindness....
She Berra Sort This Out
I dont like Beyonce’s new song :/ oh dear. I feel like it is not the type of female positivity that she is known for… ‘bow down bitches’.. Really babes?
she berra sort this out because shes like my favourite aunty, but sometimes that favourite aunty can bring us some shit present that does nothing to better our lives or make us happy. yeah thats what shes doing ya dig?
I...
Cha
cha cha cha cbb to write in this blog cha cha cha still check it often but never have any messages cha cha cha dont feel like I can fully update it coz i don’t know whos watching cha cha cha
dw fam, I Speak Fluent Portugese.
Nosa, Nosa a seedo se tomata
ai sechoo pego ai ai sechoo pego.
Delisia, delisia a seevo se vee matta
ai sechoo pego ai ai sechoo pego
Complete and Utter Nonesense
RAAHHHHHH today I met a guy who says he believes that rape is evolutionary. I’m not even gonna go into detail about the evening because he might read this and be offended. That is so fucked up I canny believe there are people out there who think that. He had proper justification of why he thought it was evolutionary. just when you think you’ve heard it all. Sorry if you’re...
Lewl... it's a song
Your Honor, I was inside di closet minding I and I’s own business
Your Honor, it was a complete stranger causing all these disturbances
He claim see me touchin’ wife, which is a wicked and awful lie
me two hands them was occupied; mi shirt in mi lef’ hand an mi pants in mi right
LOL my mum sang this to me a few times when I was younger. I can’t get it out of my head...
"PIM PIM" - Oxford Street Mugging
Oh dear yesterday I went out with Margaret for a cheeky walk about. We were on Oxford street and were watching one of those street shows. In the crowd was a group of guys in rollers blades like just casj on the road with roller blades.
Then we heard some commotion to our left and saw that this guy was trying to mug this woman! She was shouting “HELP! HELP!” and also kept shouting...
