Went to a first communion for the family’s neighbour today. Church is just as boring in Italian as it is in English.

gonna charge my Camera and start proper on this blogtin. I still need to update about when I did my English/Italian convo exchange with that giiiiirlllll. I’m so so so so so angy at myself for being lazy with the blog. but I keep apologising to the blog and then continuing to be lazy!!

Learnt how to roll a cigarette today so that’s nice for me. I don’t smoke, but my skills as a roller clearly makes me hip and hop and happening.

Guttenbye.

ooowww fuckballs

I’m so annoyed at myself for being so crap at maintaining and nurturing this blog the way I should be.

I haven’t even been taking pictures. Theres so much to say. Ginger guy, we are just friends although I think he thinks I’m annoyed at him coz he texted me BARE and I was just not responding. We’ll meet up for ice cream or some shit soon.

Put up a lil advertisement in the school saying I will offer my babysitter services and also English conversation services for adults (since I’m not qualified to teach kids) but some mums have come up to me asking if I can offer English conversation to their kids. though this combines both of the services that I am offering, it still is missing the point -___-. tbh as long as that pay me and don’t ask me to clean, then das coooo’

Last night I cooked dinner for the family. Pasta with a sauce of Mascapone, olives, mushrooms and onions. Luca had 3 platefuls so ya h-ondastan my meal was jos wondaful an fine *flicks hair into your eye*

Other day at the school was a concert where this band that has musicians from many countries came to playyyy. Anyshoe, There was an English lady in the band called Sylvie who said her boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend (yeah maybe read it again fam) wants to have English convos, so I was like yeaahhh this is live because I wanna have Italian convos to improooove so I think we are meeting for coffee tomorrow for an exchange and Sylvie is coming too.

Feeling very round after this recent increase in pasta consumption, so I’m gonna do a few sit ups sit down and think angry thoughts at my belly.

soz soz soz soz

kkk so quick tings before we get into what I’ve been doing. ginger beard has been on an open chirpse (as in sending my about 40 messages asking if he can ‘come round with extra Nutella and milk if I’ve run out’ and I’m like… look readbeard, can you just jam your hype and leave me alone a bit

Not last night but the night before, so Tuesday, I went to AKAB with Fayo and her friend Roberta. It’s a club but on that particular night they had a Brazilian show. I know one of the girls who was dancing in the show so was bare screaming for her when she came on. Some guy asked me if I was Brazilian which is nice for me isnt it :).

When some one asked for my name/number in the club I was like I dont-o speak-o Italian-o. Some one asked Fayo for her number and she pretended she was a mute. LOOOOOL. 

Yesterdaaaaay was a holiday for some reason so all of the family (including Bruno and Rossana’s families) went to this beautiful place where Mino grew up and where my Aunty Tonina is buried (Zia Tonina was my Granma’s sister and Mino was married to Zia Tonina) anyshoe Mino has saved a place to rest for when he dies right inbetween zia Tonina and his brother, how sweet.

I think we might go to Akab again today because its ‘black night’ which basically just means RnB which is jokes coz every club in London plays RnB. It’s really weird to be in a club where no one seems to understands the words of the songs. Arab Money came on and I was doing the hand moments pon my ones

I also made a Lemon cake the other day. Just throwing that out there.

lol short tinz coz I need to jos make a nap

People keep asking me to speak english and translate songs so I tried to translate Macklemore Thrift shop for Fayo and Alessia, but there’s just bare American slang that I don’t really know how to translate, so I just got up to “Walk into the club like ‘what up, I got a big cock’” (Entro il club dicendo ‘salve, c’è l’ho un cazzo grande’)

then the bit about wearing your grandad’s coat. The day with The ginger guy was nice. We are chums now I think yep.

SUP BISHEZZZZZZZZ I am now officially inna di Roman sizeds!

Arrived at 10:20 in the morning after only 2 and a half hours sleep so I was more or less mash up for want of a better phrase. I went straight to Celio Azzurro (the school I was at last year) and practically none of the kids remember me! but they were very little last year. children have such small brains don’t they.

Anyshoe, this guy is doing work experience at the school and is on a sly chirpse. nah nah I’m not even gona lie like italians don’t do sly chirpses, he just asked me if I had any friends here, then asked who they were and then asked if I want to get a drink with him.. then later my uncle told me that he had asked him if it was alright for us to go out.  He’s Ginger…

The family were only here for one evening because they’ve gone to Bon in German for a 4 day holiday. Lorenzo and Luca are still the coolest 12 and 14 year olds that ever lived and I have been instructed to speak a lot of English with them to help with school n shit so I will doooo that.

Fayo is still beautiful she gave me the biggest hug when I saw herrr.

Need to take off this onsie and pee so guttenbye, ciao.

booo bare been sweerrrrving on this blog recently.

Went out with Tiana and her friend last night. well actually no. we got drunk at her house then went to a Subway in central. We just met lots of weird and interesting people.

My hair was out yesterday and it seems to have changed shape like before it was big but not round however, recently its been very very round. I duno.. people seem to like that, some old drunk man on the train was like ‘this is the best hair I have ever seen’ and then some woman asked if I was a model which fully gassed me. Then when we were out in central people kept starring it was really strange. 

We met 2 guys and one of them sat next to me and was just stroking my hair. It was fucking annoying, I kept trying to move my head but he would follow. Thinking about it, I should have just told him to allow fucking patting me like a dog but I didn’t want to be rude. Next time I’ll be rude -____-

Rome is going to gwan on Tuesdaaaayy so excited I need to buy some books for when I’m out there

Omg this has been the most annoying week ever. People have cancelled on me 3 times I know sometimes life just gets in the way but today it happen again and people do this aaaaalll the time to me.

so this evening I bought a big fucking slice of lemon cake from Costa to console myself. I was consoled. and now I’m writing/recording some raps because that is what I do when I am stressed and It’s soooo fucking helpful. I won’t post them all up coz some of them are just weird.